Asylum Salutes Cringe-Worthy Porn Spoofs - Asylum | For All Mankind
There's a local adult video store that has a billboard out front. It's located on a pretty high traffic road and every few weeks they update what new stock they have on the billboard.
This is a list of 40 porn movies that spoof blockbusters. I'm one of those people who like puns and i'm not afraid to admit that i laughed at "Jurassic Pork" and "The DaVinci Load".
Somewhat work safe. There's no T&A on display but someone is probably going to be weirded out if they see the cover of Edward Penishands.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Firefox 3 is here
I seem to have fluked into being one of the first people to install the final release of Firefox 3.0.
It still feels like Firefox. There are new tweeks to the frontend and the backend has got a pretty significant overhaul leading to faster loading of web aps and better memory handling.
Of course the real appeal of Firefox is the plugins so it feels a little limiting but there's no doubt my mouse gestures andgoogle browser sync will be back online soon.
Update: Bye bye browser sync
Link
It still feels like Firefox. There are new tweeks to the frontend and the backend has got a pretty significant overhaul leading to faster loading of web aps and better memory handling.
Of course the real appeal of Firefox is the plugins so it feels a little limiting but there's no doubt my mouse gestures and
Update: Bye bye browser sync
Link
Sunday, May 25, 2008
No Smoking
I have always had a bizarre realationship with books. I love literature and writing. I feel a powerful compulsion to write things that can grip and hold the reader with vicelike fortitude. My problem lies in the dissapointment i feel when I cannot. I know the mood that takes me where I can write the words I want. But despite all this nonsense I do not read that much these days. Even when I was young I devoured novel after novel, all fantasy and childrens fiction but still... the past few years I have not taken in many books.
I don't know how I convinced myself that it would be a good idea to be a journalist with such a half-hearted relationship with literature but my newfound fascination with Hunter S. Thompson has kickstarted a fierce return to the world of classic books that I fell apart from for so many years. I'm running short on HST books but it's left me with a great bridge into Hemmingway, Joseph Conrad, Kurt Vonnegut and Tom Wolfe. You shouldn't write if you don't read and I have been too stubborn to learn from the greats for too long.
After all,
No Music
+
Bad TV
=
Bad Mood
+
No Pages
I don't know how I convinced myself that it would be a good idea to be a journalist with such a half-hearted relationship with literature but my newfound fascination with Hunter S. Thompson has kickstarted a fierce return to the world of classic books that I fell apart from for so many years. I'm running short on HST books but it's left me with a great bridge into Hemmingway, Joseph Conrad, Kurt Vonnegut and Tom Wolfe. You shouldn't write if you don't read and I have been too stubborn to learn from the greats for too long.
After all,
No Music
+
Bad TV
=
Bad Mood
+
No Pages
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